What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When do you start "growing old"?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

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-J W Pepper

Goldfinger